Bangs Glorious Bangs

So as I was rereading my favorite things that white people like when I remember my absolute favorite. WARNING: This is going to be about girls. But, not in a I'm unnecessarily emotionally unstable kind of way. More in a "Hey girls, do this, and I will find you attractive." Which I know you are going to do immediately, for I am the highest on your list of hot guys to be noticed by. Don't worry, I know where I stand on that list. But girls seem to find extreme joy from being told what guy think of chicks. So, you're welcome.

My favorite thing that white people like is number 104: Girls with Bangs. The way they described it was from a more societal position, not from a 'person who finds this the most attractive thing' perspective. That's right, I said it. The MOST attractive thing (to me) is a girl with nice bangs or a perfect haircut for their head and self. I'm putting the answer to the ever popular male question of are you an ass or boobs man below this. Girls, get it figured out. I don't care that you are 17. It's like House said, "Where would junior high be without our ability to judge people on aesthetics?" What do you think I'm doing when I you chicks in the hall? Noticing your hair and clothes and your demeanor. I'm not thinking about what I'm going to say. "Am I going to say hi? hey? hello? sup holmes?" no. "Holy shit. Look at her bangs. OH my god. Those are the hottest bangs I have ever fucking seen," and that's before I even look at your face.

This even applies to those girls most guys find really hot or maybe just really easy. Sure they may have a really nice body and face but they are still rolling with the letting it flow separated from the middle down to the sides approach. I have a person in mind and every time I see them I instantly think that they would be much more appealing if they got bangs.

Now, when I said nice bangs earlier I was obviously referring to my even further preference. That being which bangs that you have. whether it be the near-full bangs, the full bangs, the side bangs (I don't know who that is), or finally the cheap, kinda disheveled, gangling bangs. I like all of those minus the cheap ones. Because they're cheap and not appealing. I mean, just look at that picture!

Oh and here's a picture that while search I just couldn't leave out of this post. I love Rashida Jones. If she didn't have such amazing bangs, I might not love her so much....