The Mess of the Masses

Have you ever seen 'When Harry Met Sally'? It's amazing and it raises a very important yet often disregarded issue. See, I have an extremely difficult issue being friends with girls because of this movie. Why? Follow along: Men and Women can never be friends because the sex part always gets in the way. If you are female and you think you have male friends who you don't have sexual relationships with, you don't. You only think that you do. To be clear I am not saying that unbeknownst to you, you are having sex with these guys, they just WANT to have sex with you. I know this because, since men are all similar and so easy to generalize in certain areas I am totally comfortable saying that, men cannot be friends with a woman he finds attractive because he will always want to have sex with her. I nothing against unattractive women either because when it comes down to it, we pretty much want to have sex with you too, maybe not a relationship but the point is still there. O and girls, don't think this doesn't apply to the 'friends' YOU don't want to have sex with because we already want to have sex with you and the friendship is ultimately doomed.

Now in relation to me and the reason I started writing this post in the first place may not even correlate but we shall see.

The problem I have with the ladies is a few things, of which i will probably only mention two:

1) I like girls that I know I can't have. Sometimes this means girls that are far more attractive than me and sometimes this means girls who have boyfriends. Beware friends. Sometimes even if I am not even that attracted to your girlfriend, I will still flirt with them and be nice to them when you are being noticeably douchey just to see what happens.

I'm keeping this brief

2) I tend to like girls for a long amount of time. During the long amount of time i will usually like someone else as well but when that doesn't work out I always fall back to the unfortunate. Example: I have liked the same girl on and off for about 6 years. Though keep in mind we met when I was around 10 or 11. Adorable? Sure. Romantic? Doubt it. Pathetic? Shameful? Ridonkulous? Yes.

This doesn't mean that I like every single girl. This also doesn't mean that girls that i have a fleeting thought about I become thereby obsessed with.

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